Helpful Hints for Musky Boy

MPT Player of the year standings
In the first announcement of the standings for the MPT player of the year (at least I think so), we have a surprise at the top of the leaderboard. #1 is Curious Kitty, who earned his place by his stellar January play. However, even though his style has remained the same, his results have tailed off dramatically since January.

In second place, and rising fast, is the Regulator. His consistent play has finally allowed him to break through. Doc is in 3rd, largely by virtue of hitting a runner-runner to beat a made hand (shame on you).

Halfman and LuckyPP follow. Squeaky is in 6th. Following his 2004 formula, Squeaky started fast, and fell off just as fast. Magic Man, after a horrible start to the year is rising quickly, despite only playing in 60% of the games.

The biggest dissapointment in the rankings is Musky Boy (where have we heard this before?), who has had all the chances in the world presented to him, and has failed to take advantage. His play is sliding faster than the Cubs chances every September.

Suggestions for Musky Boy
Since Musky Boy has posted a couple times in recent weeks, the management thought it would be a good idea to suggest to him future topics. We're craving more poker-knowledge from the bad boy of the MPT. So here goes:

1. How to call all ins as an underdog, even without pot odds.
2. How to be Reg and Magic Man's Be-Yotch.
3. Me and Dan Harrington, separated at birth? He folds a lot, wears a hat a lot, except of course, he's better than Musky.