For the Record

There's nothing sadder than someone who has sucked recently resting on their past laurels. Yes, Queen Musky, this means you. For someone who plays more poker in a month than the rest of the tour combined (Regulator excepted becuase he has yet to win), you should expect victory.

Right now, you should be aspiring to the level of a Dan M - who, based on his calling nature, will furthermore be known as "Curious Kitty." Until you can consistently out-place Kitty, you should quit quoting Queen Lyrics, and stick to Beck's "I'm a Loser Baby."

The only thing sadder than you living off your 2004 victory is that you still mention your HS Soccer exploits.