Regulator Rage
So Regulator didn't take kindly to Musky Boy's simple math. Matter of fact, he's challenged Musky Boy to a Heads-Up match. No word on whether Musky Boy will accept said challenge. We hear that Don King is backing Regulator, so we don't like Musky's chances.
However, a startling email has just popped up on the Internet, purporting to 'prove' that Regulator is a solid player. However, Magic Man, IT Wizard that he is, checked the code for changes, and revealed the TRUE content. Judge for yourself.
>Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 00:35:39 -0400
>From: "PokerStars Support"
>To: ********@aol.com
>Subject: Results for PokerStars Tournament 6733239
>
>PokerStars Tournament #6733239, No Limit Hold'em
>Buy-In: $6.00/$0.50
>21 players
>Total Prize Pool: $126.00
>Tournament started - 2005/04/04 - 23:43:39 (ET)
>
>Dear kravy,
>
>You finished the tournament in 22nd place (out of 21 players).
>A $16.20 penalty has been debited from your Real Money account due to your horrible play.
>
>
>Congratulations!
>Thank you for participating.
posted by Unknown @ 4/06/2005 05:31:00 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I will take on the Regulator Heads Up anytime anyplace with the following conditions:
1) Must be conducted within the State of Illinois
2) Khyle Keys must be the dealer
3) I retain rights to any and all video of the event
4) Doyle Brunson and Andy Beal are not in attendance.
5) All topless bar tenders must be blonde and have a big rack
6) No hitting of the hooka (however you spell it) during said match
7) Outside temperature must exceed 47 degrees and must be below 107 degrees.
8) wind can not be out of the north east
9) cards must be in good shape and not those owned by the Regulator
10) The word "Fish" can only be used during play by the Muskyboy and must be in reference to The Regulators play
11) No Lawyers, Doctors or administrative assistants are present during play.
If the Regulator is agreeable to these terms the games will be scheduled.
Your bitterness is unbecoming. Before you talk smack maybe you ought to win a MPT event first.
Sounds to me from your response you are afraid to play a Heads Up Match. That's OK, we will change your name from the Regulator to Pussboy.
Where the buy-in means something? What happened to the self-proclaimed SOB of a competitor?
Are you using the lack of $ as an excuse for never winning a sanctioned event?
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