CONTROVERSY MARS MPT

Lindenhurst, IL(AP) - According to Muskyboy Dave Habeebee, "the official results from last Saturday's 1st Tournament have been lost due to a computer glitch". Rumors are circulating that Khyle Magic Man Keyes, aka The Dominant One, has been spotted around town, and instant messaging, claiming that he was indeed the winner of that event.

Paul The Regulator Kravitz and Jaime The Assistant Regulator Moats, aka Ass Wipe, have launched an official investigation. After questioning Paul Doc Brown, The A.R. has determined that Khyle did have a flush at some point and time on Saturday, but they're not exactly sure as to when it occured. When we asked The Regulator for an official comment, he stated "I've got my best assistant Regulator on it and I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of this. The integrity of the entire Tour is riding on this outcome." He went on to say that "All future MPT events have been postponed until this matter is resolved".

The Dominant one

From Khyle to me

From: Khyle Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2006 4:48 PMTo: Muskyboy

Subject: Re: Just so you know...The only thing that matters is my utter domination last month.

Earlier this year we heard about Khyle's big win in Vegas. So with that being said, I have decided to list some dominant sports figures/teams that fit into Khyle's definition of dominant:

1) Kansas City Royals from 1976-1978 DOMINATED the ALCS losing to the NY Yankees each year.
2) Buffalo Bills from 1991-1994 DOMINATED the Super Bowl by losing each time.
3)Danial Najenga from 2003-2005 DOMINATED the Chicago Marathon finishing third twice and second once.
4) 1992 Chicago Blackhawks DOMINATED the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Stanley Cup losing 4 straight
5) Another hockey one....Toronto Maple Leafs DOMINATED the Stanley Cup from 1933 - 1940 losing 6 times.
6) From 1962 to 1970 the Los Angeles Lakers DOMINATED the NBA Championship losing 7 times.

I think you get the picture on Khyle's definition of "DOMINATE".